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I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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