i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I pour the whiskey from now on
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