He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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