my mouth tastes like poor choices
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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