Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
