i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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