Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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