school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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