sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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