dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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