these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My dick has a subreddit
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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