there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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