Your tits are I can't wait for
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
MIDGETS
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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