is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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