hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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