White coat. Heels.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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