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wanna hang out?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.