I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.