You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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