the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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