Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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