i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
