I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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