I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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