office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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