do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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