He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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