He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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