Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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