): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
vagina is talking i cant
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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