Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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