is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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