you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
FUCK WHALES
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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