have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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