There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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