I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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