we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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