Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
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