What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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