you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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