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YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.

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she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.

(414): View more from Wisconsin

are you serious?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?

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The recession has changed everything man.

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(954): View more from Florida

FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.

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(408): View more from California

This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.

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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions

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(289): View more from Ontario

how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???

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(720): View more from Colorado

when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.

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