No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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