when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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