My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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