May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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