True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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