Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
