physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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