just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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