so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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