apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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