Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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