Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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