I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Randomize
