you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Im part way to drunk.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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