you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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