just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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