does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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