Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He did a backflip because drugs
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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